Beer Vendor Gifts

Beer Order

Beer Stall

"This place has the best happy hour."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Fish hunting for men.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Beers

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

Snowmobull

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Best Before 5th Pint.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"