Alcohol Distributor Gifts

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

'How many potatoes to make a bottle of vodka?.'

Distilleries Association

Beer Stall

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

Beer Order

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

Bottle Opener Sticks 'Em Up For Armed Robber In Liquor Store

"When did you first become interested in e-publishing?"

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

The night they invented champagne.

Wine: New and Old.

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

"I'm a little concerned about our distribution."

'It's not quite ready now, but come 2285, you'll be glad you waited.'

'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'

"It'll cut into our profit margin if we encourage them to drink responsibly."

"There have been a few changes while you were on holiday!"

'Somehow, somewhere, someone's skimming the profits.'

Kid to pop vendor: 'Are you fizz Ed?'

"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"

Baskets 'N Booze

Recreational and Medicinal Wines

Global Warming.

"I bought this nice bottle of wine for a rainy day...so when it rains, I pour."

'He's not in right now. But I'll tell him you called if you promise to give a little treat.'

Shops:Under cut, Upper cut, Half cut

'A Merlot? A Cab? If I had known there would be this many red wines, when I created the Earth, I would have made it smaller.'

Coke and Pepsi Worldwide

"Selling like hot cakes!"

'It keeps leftover wine fresh? Does that ever happen?'