Alcohol Distributor Gifts

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"It's new. It's Perrier flavored vodka."

'How many potatoes to make a bottle of vodka?.'

Distilleries Association

Beer Stall

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Beer Order

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

'Get me a hundred milligrams of Oxycontin... And pick up something for this guy while you're at it.'

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

"When did you first become interested in e-publishing?"

Bottle Opener Sticks 'Em Up For Armed Robber In Liquor Store

The night they invented champagne.

Wine: New and Old.

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

Melons, Inc. Fruit Distributor. Here's your honeydew list, Holloway.

"I'm a little concerned about our distribution."

'It's not quite ready now, but come 2285, you'll be glad you waited.'

'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'

"It'll cut into our profit margin if we encourage them to drink responsibly."

'Somehow, somewhere, someone's skimming the profits.'

"There have been a few changes while you were on holiday!"

Kid to pop vendor: 'Are you fizz Ed?'

"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"

Baskets 'N Booze

"I bought this nice bottle of wine for a rainy day...so when it rains, I pour."

'He's not in right now. But I'll tell him you called if you promise to give a little treat.'

Shops:Under cut, Upper cut, Half cut

Global Warming.

Recreational and Medicinal Wines

'We never sell a wine before it's time. We're still waiting for our first big sale.'