Drug Distributor Gifts

'Get me a hundred milligrams of Oxycontin... And pick up something for this guy while you're at it.'

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

General Motors.

Man with desk organizers labelled 'Wheeling' and 'Dealing'.

"When did you first become interested in e-publishing?"

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

"I'm a little concerned about our distribution."

R and D for a Pharmaceutical company

'KEEPING UP in practice simply means knowing which drug the FDA has withdrawn.'

"There have been a few changes while you were on holiday!"

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

Now it can be told - contrary to mass expectation the five people you meet in heaven are...

La Tour 2007.

I didn't experience any of the side effects listed in the enclosed literature. Should I be concerned?'

Kid to pop vendor: 'Are you fizz Ed?'

'Tragedy struck when Larry, the druggist, mistakenly filled the prescription with RED capsules.'

'He likes to point out the obvious.'

Distilleries Association

'By the time I finish explaining the rules, I've lost 'em.'

Surgical Appliance Factory

Recreational and Medicinal Wines

"It's new. It's Perrier flavored vodka."

'How many potatoes to make a bottle of vodka?.'

'He's not in right now. But I'll tell him you called if you promise to give a little treat.'

Some other drugs you may enjoy.

'He says the goat ate his blackjack.'

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

The Source of all water

'Sorry, sir, but that's what your prescription seems to say.'

'How about a few of the pretty pink and yellow ones today, dear.'

'Stop bringing him cocktails -- he's been asking me how many more magic tricks I know.'

'I have a hunch the dealer's gonna bust. I'm taking a card.'

City Broker requires Dealer who can keep Wicket