"I still enjoy running my winery, but these days my real passion is the meth lab."
Drug Dealer Gifts
Searching for a fun and bold gift for a drug dealer? Our collection features cleverly designed mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints that add a touch of humor and personality to their everyday essentials. Perfect for those who appreciate a playful nod to their unique profession, these items combine wit and style to make memorable presents.
"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"
"Mr Frimley will see you now."
That's supposed to say garage sale!
"That new drug causes flatulence."
“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”
"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."
Sale.
Superbug Research Go For It / Got it
'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.
"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."
Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.
Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.
Day two of our series: America's sleeping pill addiction. My guest, pillhead Rudy Park. I'm not a pillhead. Come clean. Admit the obvious truth. What truth? Rush Limbaugh made you do it! A political pundit never misses an opportunity. You got hooked only after O'Reilly harassed you.
Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).
'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'
General Motors.
"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."
"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."
'Get me a hundred milligrams of Oxycontin... And pick up something for this guy while you're at it.'
"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."
Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop
Man with desk organizers labelled 'Wheeling' and 'Dealing'.
"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."
The Bargain Brand
'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'
Black Friday
Boomerang Sale! - No Returns
"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."
'The gas bill is a lot bigger than usual.'
Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books
'This is wonderful. It will help millions of people.'
"Well, the drug's no good, but the side effects are bitchin'."
'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'
Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.
Drug Dealer Gifts Collection
Drug Dealer Mugs
Check out our collection of mugs perfect for drug dealers who enjoy a good laugh. Find a design that speaks to their personality.
Drug Dealer Pillows
Browse our pillows designed for drug dealers who like to add humor to their decor. Brighten up their space with a witty touch.
Drug Dealer Prints
Look at our prints that feature clever and funny designs for drug dealers. Perfect for decorating their favorite space with personality.
Drug Dealer T-Shirts
See our selection of t-shirts that celebrate the drug dealer profession with humor and style. A fun gift for anyone proud of their work.