"I still enjoy running my winery, but these days my real passion is the meth lab."
Drug Dealer T-Shirts
Explore edgy t-shirts designed for drug dealers who love to express their profession with humor. Comfortable, bold, and memorable, these shirts make a great casual statement.
"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"
"Mr Frimley will see you now."
That's supposed to say garage sale!
"That new drug causes flatulence."
“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”
"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."
Sale.
Superbug Research Go For It / Got it
'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.
"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."
Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.
Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.
Day two of our series: America's sleeping pill addiction. My guest, pillhead Rudy Park. I'm not a pillhead. Come clean. Admit the obvious truth. What truth? Rush Limbaugh made you do it! A political pundit never misses an opportunity. You got hooked only after O'Reilly harassed you.
Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).
'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'
General Motors.
"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."
"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."
'Get me a hundred milligrams of Oxycontin... And pick up something for this guy while you're at it.'
"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."
Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop
Man with desk organizers labelled 'Wheeling' and 'Dealing'.
"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."
The Bargain Brand
'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'
Black Friday
Boomerang Sale! - No Returns
"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."
'The gas bill is a lot bigger than usual.'
Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books
'This is wonderful. It will help millions of people.'
"Well, the drug's no good, but the side effects are bitchin'."
'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'
Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.
Drug Dealer T-Shirts Collection
Drug Dealer Mugs
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Drug Dealer Pillows
Browse our pillows designed for drug dealers who like to add humor to their decor. Brighten up their space with a witty touch.
Drug Dealer Prints
Look at our prints that feature clever and funny designs for drug dealers. Perfect for decorating their favorite space with personality.