Drug Distributor T-Shirts

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

"When did you first become interested in e-publishing?"

"I'm a little concerned about our distribution."

R and D for a Pharmaceutical company

La Tour 2007.

"There have been a few changes while you were on holiday!"

'KEEPING UP in practice simply means knowing which drug the FDA has withdrawn.'

Now it can be told - contrary to mass expectation the five people you meet in heaven are...

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

I didn't experience any of the side effects listed in the enclosed literature. Should I be concerned?'

Kid to pop vendor: 'Are you fizz Ed?'

'Tragedy struck when Larry, the druggist, mistakenly filled the prescription with RED capsules.'

Surgical Appliance Factory

Recreational and Medicinal Wines

'He's not in right now. But I'll tell him you called if you promise to give a little treat.'

'How many potatoes to make a bottle of vodka?.'

Distilleries Association

'He likes to point out the obvious.'

'By the time I finish explaining the rules, I've lost 'em.'

Some other drugs you may enjoy.

'He says the goat ate his blackjack.'

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

The Source of all water

'Sorry, sir, but that's what your prescription seems to say.'

'How about a few of the pretty pink and yellow ones today, dear.'

'Stop bringing him cocktails -- he's been asking me how many more magic tricks I know.'

Drug Side-Effects Research Division

When you give, you give more than soup...

City Broker requires Dealer who can keep Wicket