Desk Distributor T-Shirts

"There have been a few changes while you were on holiday!"

Organization is not rocket science!

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Shake it all about sign on desk

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

Finger on the Z Key

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

'Sure, sure - I'm having a great vacation.'

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

'Sorry I'm not at the meeting, sir

'Bring me an in basket and an out basket and some paperwork to shuffle between them.'

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"We need a better piling system."

IN, More IN (man working at desk)

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

Delinquent Accounts - Day Late, Dollar Short.

"You told me to make a desktop shortcut, so I did. Just take the shortcut I made through the mess."

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

Working Vacation.

"A man's cubicle is his castle—eh, chief?"

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"