Treat Distributor T-Shirts

'He's not in right now. But I'll tell him you called if you promise to give a little treat.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Sure, I'll sit, but I want half the treat upfront.

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

'Get me a hundred milligrams of Oxycontin... And pick up something for this guy while you're at it.'

'Think that pose will work for me? I need to ask my boss for a raise.'

'Excuse me, EXCUSE ME, what's that YOU'RE eating?!'

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

Le Chocolat!

Dog's Sandwich

'Is he sitting?'

"I'm a little concerned about our distribution."

This time, Charlie knew he was headed for a brain freeze

"I wonder if that treat the mailman is leaving me tastes better than he does."

Ice Cream.

Cake!

Kid to pop vendor: 'Are you fizz Ed?'

'I love Christmas. . . but Halloween tastes better.'

'Who gets the special?'

Recreational and Medicinal Wines

Distilleries Association

'How many potatoes to make a bottle of vodka?.'

"It's new. It's Perrier flavored vodka."

'They said company perks came with the job----hope they were talking about more than this!'