Treat Dispenser T-Shirts

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Dog Care Gone Wrong

"If you expect a treat you'll need to firm up that handshake."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

Bubble Gum Dispenser

Sure, I'll sit, but I want half the treat upfront.

Pet owner pours out contents of treats for dog that are oddly shaped. Box titled: 'Funny Bones'.

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

'They give you a lot of treats while they're training you, so play dumb for as long as you can.'

A day in the life of a dog.

"Junior just kept saying 'add to cart...add to cart...'."

Le Chocolat!

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

Ice cream van - Large cone.

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

'Is he sitting?'

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

"I wonder if that treat the mailman is leaving me tastes better than he does."

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

This time, Charlie knew he was headed for a brain freeze

Ice Cream.

Cake!

"This is going to be a two-cupcake Friday."

'I think I've just been touched by the ‘feel-good' movie of the year.'

'They said company perks came with the job----hope they were talking about more than this!'

Pack of oreos.

'I love Christmas. . . but Halloween tastes better.'

Ice cream van

'He's not in right now. But I'll tell him you called if you promise to give a little treat.'