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'I love Christmas. . . but Halloween tastes better.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

Jazz is Invented

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Six jazz instruments.

Sister Cities

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Posh Easter Egg

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Pet owner pours out contents of treats for dog that are oddly shaped. Box titled: 'Funny Bones'.

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

A day in the life of a dog.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

"I wonder what this was for."

Jesus and the Peeps