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Funk Facts: New Year.

Southwark Fair.

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

The First Printed Bible

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

Folk Wedding

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

Shall I be mother?

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Scot holding a heart.

Maypole

'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

Over-reaction Man.

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

Shavuot - Like!

Primitve God symbol

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

The Tammany Ring Defeated - The Next Step: Justice against the Criminals

Abacus manufacturer waits for virus to destroy computers.