Medication Dispenser T-Shirts

'How about a few of the pretty pink and yellow ones today, dear.'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

Bubble Gum Dispenser

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

'Get me a hundred milligrams of Oxycontin... And pick up something for this guy while you're at it.'

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

"Ok, here's the problem right here. No candy."

"Sorry Mr Penrose. We forgot to shake your medicine this morning."

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

'I had a taste of my own medicine yesterday - Yuck!'

"Do you have a strain that pairs well with Chunky Monkey?"

'Dr Yomp's laxatives works for you, and loosens up the slots at the casino!'

'What do you recommend for the collecting bug?'

Surgical Appliance Factory

PEZ designs that bombed.

"I can't read this scribble. . . ! Just get the usual random boxes off the top shelf. . ."

'I'm bored. Want to see whose medications have more side effects?'

God bless our grow house.

Retirement Village. I don't need puzzles and word games --- Keeping track of my pills keeps my mind sharp.

Medical Marijuana Prescrptions

School of Pharmacy and Over-the-Counter-Annex

"My doctor has me on a lot of prescriptions."

"I still enjoy running my winery, but these days my real passion is the meth lab."

"If you expect a treat you'll need to firm up that handshake."

'You going to pay for those crutches, lady?'

"The pharmacist is on the phone, trying to secure prior authorization. Do you want to wait?"

Dave's Cannabis Dispensary: High Noon.

"This drug us guaranteed safe as long as you consistently forget to take it."

Dog Care Gone Wrong