Pez Dispensers T-Shirts

PEZ designs that bombed.

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

Easter Candy Island.

Bubble Gum Dispenser

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

There aren't any serious side effects — just an occasional Elvis sighting.

'It's an emergency, Doctor. The vitamin company needs an endorsement.'

'Get me a hundred milligrams of Oxycontin... And pick up something for this guy while you're at it.'

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

'You've had enough!'

"Ok, here's the problem right here. No candy."

"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."

Rip Van Winkle told by pharmacist that his sleeping pill prescription has expired.

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

'I'd like to participate in gym class, but I'm afraid I'll get overheated and contribute to the global warming problem.'

"I realize your prescription bottle says 'Keep Tightly Closed', but you still need to take the medication!"

ROBOT EMPLOYMENT AGENCY, 'We don't have much on hand right now --how'd you like to be a Pez dispenser?'

"Fortunately treatment will be relatively inexpensive since you have the generic form of the disease!"

"Don't try to tell me this P.E. class! Get back to your homeschooling!"

'You have a lovely neck, Miss Jones. I'm going to prescribe some anticoagulant fot it.'

'He's not in right now. But I'll tell him you called if you promise to give a little treat.'

Surgical Appliance Factory

"My prescription was for Dramamine, not drama queen!"

He's a strange kid -- he has a William F. Buckley Pez dispenser.

"I've renewed your prescription as the medication doesn't seem to be causing any side effects."

"This costs $35 with side effects or, if you prefer, $127 without side effects."

Caution: Do not try and make sense of our medical warnings whilst operating heavy machinery.

"I can't read this scribble. . . ! Just get the usual random boxes off the top shelf. . ."

'If you experience pain and discomfort in removing the cap... double the dosage.'

The Source of all water

The most dangerous variant yet, a PPE supplier!