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"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

Bubble Gum Dispenser

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

'It's an emergency, Doctor. The vitamin company needs an endorsement.'

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."

Rip Van Winkle told by pharmacist that his sleeping pill prescription has expired.

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

"Ok, here's the problem right here. No candy."

'You've had enough!'

'I'd like to participate in gym class, but I'm afraid I'll get overheated and contribute to the global warming problem.'

"I realize your prescription bottle says 'Keep Tightly Closed', but you still need to take the medication!"

"Fortunately treatment will be relatively inexpensive since you have the generic form of the disease!"

"Don't try to tell me this P.E. class! Get back to your homeschooling!"

'You have a lovely neck, Miss Jones. I'm going to prescribe some anticoagulant fot it.'

Surgical Appliance Factory

'He's not in right now. But I'll tell him you called if you promise to give a little treat.'

He's a strange kid -- he has a William F. Buckley Pez dispenser.

Caution: Do not try and make sense of our medical warnings whilst operating heavy machinery.

"I can't read this scribble. . . ! Just get the usual random boxes off the top shelf. . ."

"This costs $35 with side effects or, if you prefer, $127 without side effects."

"I've renewed your prescription as the medication doesn't seem to be causing any side effects."

The Source of all water

'If you experience pain and discomfort in removing the cap... double the dosage.'

The most dangerous variant yet, a PPE supplier!

Feel better and Feel less medicine.