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ROBOT EMPLOYMENT AGENCY, 'We don't have much on hand right now --how'd you like to be a Pez dispenser?'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'These are job perks.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Jazz is Invented

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Six jazz instruments.

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Easter Candy Island.

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

"Too much club."

Doulton Canada Geese

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Sharp Eyes

Can you mumble, mumble mumble? You're mumbling. What are you saying? I'm asking for your mumble, mumble. You're asking for my help? I can't get the word out. Can I get a little mumble? Mumble.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

Time Table

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"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

'He's been shot!'

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"I wonder what this was for."

'How old is this vase?'