Perspective Collector T-Shirts

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Cariactures

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

Elizabeth II

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

Over-reaction Man.

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"I wonder what this was for."

Kid see shadow from mom as mom see shadow in painting.

Pre-Bay

'How old is this vase?'

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

'...but the good new is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'