Perspective Collector Prints

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Cariactures

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

Elizabeth II

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

'Look a huge bird!'

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

Robert Charles Durman Mitchum caricature

Kid see shadow from mom as mom see shadow in painting.

Over-reaction Man.

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"I wonder what this was for."

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

'How old is this vase?'

Pre-Bay

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

'...but the good new is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."