Pez Collector Gifts

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'These are job perks.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Jazz is Invented

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Six jazz instruments.

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Doulton Canada Geese

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

Sharp Eyes

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Too much club."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Time Table

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"I wonder what this was for."

'He's been shot!'

'How old is this vase?'

Wise Cracker