Pez Fans Gifts

PEZ designs that bombed.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Ice shelfie.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

Cheerleaders

'Hold it! Hold it!'

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

Easter Candy Island.

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

Cupid misses his shot.

"I believe in the carrot-and-stick approach, Dempsey."

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

'I read somewhere that going green would help save the ice caps.'

Snacks. Food. Drinks. Win! Play! LOTTO here! I changed my name to "Lottery Ticket" and hang out here. It's a great place to get scratched!

The Firebird

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

Notre Dame Phoenix

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

'We got here too late. All his fizz is gone!'

"I'll run through it again. Hit those keys."

"Vote the Raven: 'Never Trump!'"

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

Phoenix

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'

'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

Neymar