Pez Enthusiast Gifts

He's a strange kid -- he has a William F. Buckley Pez dispenser.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Packaging Russian Dolls

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Dorothy and Toto

Office Meeting

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"I believe in the carrot-and-stick approach, Dempsey."

Perks

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

Dorothy and Toto use their special talents to rapidly ascend the corporate ladder.

"Here comes the super-visor."

Working from OM.

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

Zen Litter Box

'We got here too late. All his fizz is gone!'

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

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