Pez Enthusiast Gifts

He's a strange kid -- he has a William F. Buckley Pez dispenser.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Packaging Russian Dolls

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Office Meeting

Dorothy and Toto

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

Easter Candy Island.

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

"I believe in the carrot-and-stick approach, Dempsey."

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Dorothy and Toto use their special talents to rapidly ascend the corporate ladder.

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

Perks

"Here comes the super-visor."

Working from OM.

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

Zen Litter Box

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

'We got here too late. All his fizz is gone!'