Pew Enthusiast Gifts

'It's made out of solid wood and it sleeps eight.'

"It's not that we consider ourselves holier than others just because we choose to sit in the front row."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

Hot Pie Therapy

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Non-Humble Pie.

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

Sermon Applause.

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

"I believe in the carrot-and-stick approach, Dempsey."

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

"Here comes the super-visor."

Perks

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

Mom's Diner: Apple Pie Filling.

'We got here too late. All his fizz is gone!'

Fat Man Viewing Pie Chart Thinks About Real Pie

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

Pie.,

"This man has a compliant with a pie brought to the company picnic."

The male of the species approaches the cafe counter. What's that, Mr. Pinkerton? Careful not to disturb those around him, the male scans his surroundings. His senses, his vision and his sense of smell have been honed by years of evolution and survival. Sniiif! At last, the male makes his move! He orders one slice of rhubarb pie, a la mode! You want pie? Suddenly, he is alerted to danger. The male seeks refuge behind a petunia! … but is it too late? No pie for him. The male will have a salad. The

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

Yes, you are speaking to Grandma.