Pew Enthusiast Prints

'It's made out of solid wood and it sleeps eight.'

"It's not that we consider ourselves holier than others just because we choose to sit in the front row."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Non-Humble Pie.

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

Sermon Applause.

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

"I believe in the carrot-and-stick approach, Dempsey."

Perks

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"Here comes the super-visor."

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

Mom's Diner: Apple Pie Filling.

Fat Man Viewing Pie Chart Thinks About Real Pie

'We got here too late. All his fizz is gone!'

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

The clowns are coming!

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

Pie.,

"I'll run through it again. Hit those keys."

"This man has a compliant with a pie brought to the company picnic."

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

Yes, you are speaking to Grandma.