Oz Enthusiast Gifts

'On your way to Emerald City, could you drop me off at the E.R.?'

Electronic Super Highway

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

"Hey come on buddy...have a heart!"

'I'm a writer. Boilerplate.'

'Hmmm...'

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

'So Dorothy, do you seriously expect us to believe that you accidentally landed your house on the wicked witch of the east?!'

'Valentine's Day used to be just another day until I got a heart.'

"No way!!"

'Why should I go all the way to Oz, when I can just take your heart?!'

"I'm melting!"

What to bring to a witch hunt

"You're the brains of the group. Here, you figure out the tip."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Dorothy and the others regretted helping the lion find bravery.

Dorothy and Toto

'I'm going to Kansas, too, since my habitat has been trashed.'

Dorothy meets another homeless guy. (Man is singing "If only I had a shower.")

Dorothy and Toto use their special talents to rapidly ascend the corporate ladder.

"Gosh, Toto....water in OZ must really be polluted!"

Dorothy missed the Scarecrow the most and spent years trying to smack her head hard enough to see him again.

The heart-land.

"And I want to ask the wizard for a loan."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Office Meeting

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

Hospital Departments

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."