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'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

"I believe in the carrot-and-stick approach, Dempsey."

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

Cheerleaders

'We got here too late. All his fizz is gone!'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

Half time entertainment at many small clubs was a bit basic.

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

"I'll run through it again. Hit those keys."

The great bespeak for Miss Snevellicci

'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'

'I just love to watch you get the sales staff fired up, Johnson.'

Masochistic Soccer Fan

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

"C'mon guys—birds gotta fly."

"Way to go, guys! When I gave you that pep talk before the game I didn't actually think you'd score a goal!"

Football merchandising - 1953.

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

'Congratulations son, you've been invited to play for the barbarians.'

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

Go Team!

Alex Ferguson

Russel could always spot his mother in the crowd.

"You're still in here? Go home. We lost."