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'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

World Cup Fever

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

"I believe in the carrot-and-stick approach, Dempsey."

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

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Footballers - Henrik Larrson

World Cup Fan.

'We got here too late. All his fizz is gone!'

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

"I'll run through it again. Hit those keys."

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

Half time entertainment at many small clubs was a bit basic.

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'

The great bespeak for Miss Snevellicci

"Way to go, guys! When I gave you that pep talk before the game I didn't actually think you'd score a goal!"

Listen up, team! There will be no trash talk. No harassing the refs. No throwing elbows. Understand? Yes, coach! Ok, kids! Go play! Coach.

Masochistic Soccer Fan

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

"C'mon guys—birds gotta fly."

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

Football merchandising - 1953.

Zoo Football League. Don't worry. They're formidable opponents in the early season but they'll be hibernating by the time the playoffs start.

'I just love to watch you get the sales staff fired up, Johnson.'

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

'Congratulations son, you've been invited to play for the barbarians.'

Alex Ferguson

One cappuccino please, and I wanted to give you this. A note. How formal. Dear small local independent coffee house ... I went to Starbucks this morning. I'm sorry. Can you ever forgive me? What if I agree to purge what I ate? The written apology is sufficient.

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

Go Team!