School Team Supporter Pillows

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

'Oh, Christ.'

Coach Prime Cleans House

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

We pride ourselves on having every type of insurance policy, but report card insurance is a new one to us.

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

'It's someone from the Society for Ethical Treatment of Principals asking for a donation.'

Football Blockers.

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

'If the key to effective classroom management is consistency, I guess I'm an effective classroom manager, I am consistently exhausted at the end of the day.'