College Team Supporter Pillows

Coach Prime Cleans House

'My feet are killing me.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Cheerleaders

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

100k Desert Crawl

'What do you mean you didn't learn anything? You learned how to tackle, didn't you?'

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

'Remember, your father may be here physically, but mentally he's attending the NCAA tournament.'

Football Blockers.

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

"I can't decide whether to turn pro first or go directly into rehab."

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

Cheerleaders from another planet

'It's not fair, Bill has stuck the bails on with chewing gum...'

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

'Coach - do you know the definition for 'losing coach''

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

Soccer Fans.

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"