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'My feet are killing me.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Cheerleaders

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

100k Desert Crawl

'What do you mean you didn't learn anything? You learned how to tackle, didn't you?'

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

Our coaches are from top college teams. Questions. Why aren't you in training? Sports Camp. Rotator cuff injury. Concussion. Back surgery. Counselor. Ok, campers. Let's show them what you've got! Excellent health insurance card representation!

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

Football Blockers.

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

It's unlikely the "Deadly Sins" team from Hades University will go far in the basketball tourney. Wrath is suspended for arguing with the refs and sloth always skips practice. Pride puts too much pressure on himself and greed won't risk an injury that would blow his chances for a pro contract. Lust is distracted by the cheerleaders and Envy wants the shots all the other players are getting. Gluttony is the only player thriving in the tournament spotlight. Yeah, he just eats up all the atten

'Remember, your father may be here physically, but mentally he's attending the NCAA tournament.'

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

"I can't decide whether to turn pro first or go directly into rehab."

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

'Coach - do you know the definition for 'losing coach''

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

Forget about the college basketball tourney, endless drilling in 100-degree summer heat is the real "march madness."

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

"Do you have any athletic tape?"

Cheerleaders from another planet

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

Soccer Fans.

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

Pardon me, I think you dropped this. Ivy League Football Is Different.