Spirit Squad Supporter Pillows

Cheerleaders

I like the Jets...I guess

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Support Group for a Good Problem

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

The trauma of losing.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

Jumping cheerleaders

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

'Anderson! On this team we slap hands or slap fannies after someone scores a run. We do not slap faces.'

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

American Football.

Official Team Cap With Beard

"Hope you like working here. You'll find this place runs like clockwork!"

The commentators want to run the officials...

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

Football player taking the ball home.

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"