Soccer Squad Supporter Gifts

World Cup Fever

'My feet are killing me.'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Raheem Sterling

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Mohamed Salah

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Centaur Forward

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

Egyptian Football

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'I take it tonight's game has been postponed.'

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

100k Desert Crawl

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

Football/Soccer bubbles

Football Accident.

Spot the fur ball.

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Team medic spraying deodorant

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

Stop with racism in sport!

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

"Jim was a model Dad".

'Sorry, but my dad would make a useless soccer coach: His only ball skil is 'fetch'...'

Theater or football.