Football Club Supporter Gifts

Mohamed Salah

'I bet we're in more debt than you.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Football Chameleon

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Raheem Sterling

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Uptight End"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

World Cup Fever

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Egyptian Football

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'I take it tonight's game has been postponed.'

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

Archaeologists discover a football

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

100k Desert Crawl

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'Now what?!'

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

Football supporters.

Spot the fur ball.

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

'Touchdown!'

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'