Football Club Supporter Mugs

'My feet are killing me.'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Football Chameleon

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Uptight End"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

Egyptian Football

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Archaeologists discover a football

'I take it tonight's game has been postponed.'

100k Desert Crawl

'Now what?!'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Football supporters.

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

Spot the fur ball.

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'