Club Supporter Mugs

'I know the club is broke, but this is going too far.'

Alex Ferguson

Football merchandising - 1953.

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

"How old were you before you discovered our football song wasn't the national anthem?"

'My feet are killing me.'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

100k Desert Crawl

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Football supporters.

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

Theater or football.

Referee cop.

The game comes first...

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

Football fans in corona times

"I take it your team lost again!"

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

Football Stadium

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

Half time entertainment at many small clubs was a bit basic.