Club Supporter T-Shirts

'I know the club is broke, but this is going too far.'

Alex Ferguson

Football merchandising - 1953.

'I had heard Alex Ferguson was supporting the Man. Utd. takeover.'

Manuel Pellegrini

Jimmy Greaves.

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

"How old were you before you discovered our football song wasn't the national anthem?"

'My feet are killing me.'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Raheem Sterling

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Mohamed Salah

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

World Cup Fever

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

100k Desert Crawl

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Football supporters.

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

The game comes first...

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'

Theater or football.

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

Referee cop.

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.