Small Club Supporter Gifts

Half time entertainment at many small clubs was a bit basic.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Raheem Sterling

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Mohamed Salah

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

Things I love about Powell River...

World Cup Fever

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Football supporters.

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

Theater or football.

Referee cop.

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

The game comes first...

Tenafly International Film Festival

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

Football fans in corona times

Football Stadium

"OK...this season, I'm not taking any fooling around...we must have discipline! We must know the rules! We must respect the other team! But mostly...no yelling at the kids, or the coach!"

"I take it your team lost again!"

"He goes to a real party preschool."

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

'Maybe he'll start to move again after the world cup!'

'And how were our team doing before your foot slipped?'

Footballer Sponsored By Brown Beer Has Brown Beer Can Thrown at Him

'It's your WIFE'S name? When you said you were claiming an allowance for supporting CHELSEA I thought......!'