Club Sports Fan Gifts

"Try to talk your wife down...she's the best scorer the club's ever had."

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Spring Training

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Raheem Sterling

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

"All of a dither as per usual!"

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Mohamed Salah

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts