Club Collector Gifts

'Forget the water, give me some golf clubs. I haven't swung a club in days.'

Golfing Returns.

'Where the hell are my clubs ?'

'Wow! Did you see the sexy club that woman was swinging?'

There's An Anonymous For That

"Too much club."

"I'd like to take it for a test drive."

"I don't care how much you love your new clubs! They're not staying in our bed."

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

'The rates office was closed. . . so I bought some new clubs instead.'

Golfer crying over the grave of a sandwedge

Welcome to Fairway...the town with 536 holes of golf!'

For men, it's a tiny leap from this club...to this club!

A prehistoric man is golfing . . .He requests 'club' from his caddy.

'I told you a five iron was too much club, man! You're lucky you hit the pin!'

Golfer uses 'eeny, meeny, miny, mo' to decide which club to use.

'I would say that we have unearthed ancient hunting weapons.'

'With this new graphite driver I'll hit the ball straighter and with these new super distance balls I'll hit it 30 yards further.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Do you buy cars here?"

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Dancing at the Clubs.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'God's speed.'

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

"The club scene is really changing."

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'