Championship Collector Gifts

Suddenly Evander realized why his Championship belt had felt so tight that morning,

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

The Victors

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

The one that got away

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Award Winning Gardener

Bribes for Jabs

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

Dad Trophies

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

"Do you buy cars here?"

Cat Show

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

Win - win

'Guess what? I won again.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

Pinata Trophies

'God's speed.'

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

First Prize!

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'