Cricket Collector Gifts

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

Alternative fielding positions

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

Cricket Accidents.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

'...I don't like your chances!'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

The Harper Plays Cricket.

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

The world's first exploding cricket box...

Cricketer's funeral

'Music & Gym'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

"Too much club."

Complaining cricket wives

'Bloody Cheek, that Gayle fellow criticising test cricket.'

Robert Drake

Cricketer goes for marriage guidance

"Catching butterflies is fun!"

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

Gramaphone Man.

Dog steals a cricket ball.