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'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

'What do you want that for? You're already going nowhere fast.'

Joe shoots his best scores with his graphite shaft!

"Going cold turkey might be too much for him . . . Let him watch reruns of the 1977 centenary test in Melbourne until the lockdown is over!"

"My handicap? The water, trees, windows, sand...."

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

With exercise equipment, it goes on layaway after I buy it.

Woman says treadmill reminds her of her life.

Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment

"It's our new pre-mid season post match after lunch strip."

Although unable to purchase the whole team, Fiona Winklestein puts in a successful bid or Candiens forward Maxim LaPierre on eBay.

"Has your sole been saved? I have some literature I'd like to share with you."

Soulmates.

home fitness/fatness

'Oh - Oh, looks like the flipper.'

Grimly Town F.C. - 'Club Scarf Now Slightly Wider!'

"None? Good - what about long-term goals?"

"No, sir, recumbent unicycles are not a thing."

'Got anything in a size 10?'

'You don't like football? What a weirdo!!!'

'Snowboards: one ski for the price of two.'