Crown Collector Gifts

"This gives my confidence a real boost."

'Well somebody should have checked!'

A king returns to his throne to find his dog sitting on it wearing his crown.

'Can you spare a minute, madam - I'm doing a king of all I survey.'

Queen Bee

"It's foul play, Super"

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

Lost and found - 'Can you desribe it?' (Queen being asked having lost her crown).

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'Of course I'm being defensive -- I'm the Secretary of Defense!'

'Your Majesty, the Pretender to the Throne is here.'

'I'm sure Mother didn't mean it to be an invasion.'

Queen Elizabeth overtakes Victoria as longest reigning monarch on September 9th, 2015

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

Purple dress

Your doctor's prescription is ready, Mr. Hargrove. I have too ask. King size or regular?

A queen dancing

The King Of L.A.

Queen Anne

'You can't cancel a summit meeting because of a bad haircut!'

'Be right back -- I have to sign some ennobling legislation.'

'That's just a figure of speech, you know -- you actually already DO have a desk job.'

Hat Check at the Congress of Vienna.

Now let me see.

'I'm not either being sexist -- You ARE a little princess!'

Paul Martin: Is the crown too much?

'Strange as it may seem, you have the common cold.'

Mathilde - Queen of Belgium

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

'Physician, I've had a terrible headache all day.'

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

Queen.

'He's expecting a big foreign aid check.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Brian was very proud of his dog.