Collector Of Monarchies Gifts

King writing 'Reigned all day' in diary as it rains outside.

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"You're on a what?!"

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

'Can you spare a minute, madam - I'm doing a king of all I survey.'

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

Beetles Crossing sign on Abbey Road

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

Queen.

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

'I think that's always how it's been!'

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

Your doctor's prescription is ready, Mr. Hargrove. I have too ask. King size or regular?

Queen Anne

'Let's face it, we've been getting desperate for new titles.'

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

The Loneliness of Power

Lost and found - 'Can you desribe it?' (Queen being asked having lost her crown).

'Camilla, I don't mind you writing your own vows but you can't start 'Now Diana is dead...''

Queen Elizabeth overtakes Victoria as longest reigning monarch on September 9th, 2015

The King Of L.A.

'Your Majesty, the Pretender to the Throne is here.'

'You can't cancel a summit meeting because of a bad haircut!'

'This next song is for my ex-wife, because she owns it and collects all the royalties.'

'Strange as it may seem, you have the common cold.'

"That is your will, Your Highness, and this is the will of the people."

Fish king swimming around his bowl!

"It's okay, dear - I'm fighting for PEACE!"

Man Drowns in Globe

"It's from Attila the Hun - It says, 'this is your last notice...'"

Fishbowl Vampire Castle