Mail Collector's Club Gifts

'He fishes here so often, I now have his mail delivered here.'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

"Too much club."

The birth of junk mail.

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

'My wife says not to worry. She's convinced she can get me out of here with coupons.'

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

'Here's the junk mail.'

'I want one that says 'get lost' but includes a pocket compass.'

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

Carrier Pigeons

"Careful, kiddo. A lot a junk mail looks first class."

'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'

'Say, you've been working out!' A Weiner dog bites mail carrier on the butt.

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

Recycling Post.

You are going to meet a tall, dark, handsome stranger...bringing your post.

'Bills, Bills, Bills!'

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

"Oh, the usual bills and a friendly reminder from Satan that there's a special place in Hell reserved just for us, but only if we ACT NOW, blah, blah, blah."

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

Bad Mom Cards - Collect The Whole Set!

"I'm delighted to report that Buck had a breakthrough and has identified the origins of his mailperson issues."

Santa carrying a sack full of mail

'Where the hell are my clubs ?'

Vampire mailman.

"The worst thing about hibernation ... the junk mail!"

Racers' Gate.

'I never dreamed we were responsible for the coupon manufacturer paying the grocer.'

'Did the mail come?'

'The mail is here and it looks like the opticians have written to us.'

'Just because!'