Coin Collectors' Club Gifts

'You'll never take me alive, copper!'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

The tooth fairy.

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Money Bar.

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

Dept. of the Treasury

'What can you get with a quarter?'

Money god

The Oxford Comma Coin

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

"Too much club."

'This is great! -- I should have thought of tax simplification years ago!'

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

'My wife says not to worry. She's convinced she can get me out of here with coupons.'

'We should have removed that sign.'

"I think it's time we cashed in our spare change. We could probably pay off our house."

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

Royalty, Episcopacy, and Law.

Girl holding money.

Bank of England Suspends Gold Payments Following Run on the Banks

"I told you my lucky pennies would work."

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

Piggy bank #3: normal (colour).

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

Loose Change