Mail Collector's Club T-Shirts

'He fishes here so often, I now have his mail delivered here.'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

The birth of junk mail.

"Too much club."

'My wife says not to worry. She's convinced she can get me out of here with coupons.'

'Here's the junk mail.'

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

'I want one that says 'get lost' but includes a pocket compass.'

"Careful, kiddo. A lot a junk mail looks first class."

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'

'Say, you've been working out!' A Weiner dog bites mail carrier on the butt.

Recycling Post.

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

'Bills, Bills, Bills!'

"Oh, the usual bills and a friendly reminder from Satan that there's a special place in Hell reserved just for us, but only if we ACT NOW, blah, blah, blah."

You are going to meet a tall, dark, handsome stranger...bringing your post.

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

Bad Mom Cards - Collect The Whole Set!

"I'm delighted to report that Buck had a breakthrough and has identified the origins of his mailperson issues."

Santa carrying a sack full of mail

'Where the hell are my clubs ?'

"The worst thing about hibernation ... the junk mail!"

Vampire mailman.

Racers' Gate.

'The mail is here and it looks like the opticians have written to us.'

'Did the mail come?'

'I would say that we have unearthed ancient hunting weapons.'

'Just because!'

'I never dreamed we were responsible for the coupon manufacturer paying the grocer.'