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'What can I get for a nickel down?'

'These are job perks.'

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Vegetarian Birds

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'I call it a flat.'

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

'It's a snow mobile.'

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

Baby face

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

'What a cool way of blowing bubblegum!'

"Err Stewardess? Do you have a sweet? I think my ears are about to pop."

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

Easter Bunny!

Jesus and the Peeps

Toast kidnapper.

"Steroids."

Prawn Shop

Halloween.

Custer's Last Rollo

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

"Keep it in the sling and rub hot sauce on our wing every 4 hours."

'He's called that, because he keeps getting licked.'

'That's not funny, Fred.'

"Why have you come over here?"

"I must be getting old . . . I crossed over here, but now I can't remember why!"