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'What can I get for a nickel down?'

'These are job perks.'

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Vegetarian Birds

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'I call it a flat.'

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

'It's a snow mobile.'

Baby face

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

Easter Bunny!

Clinical psychology involves observation of patients in clinics and related settings. Forensic psychology takes place at crime scenes. Cognitive psychology uses mathematical models. It can happen at a computer. Ernie prefers to put his patients in the car and drive backwards. Which is? Reverse psychology.

Jesus and the Peeps

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

'What a cool way of blowing bubblegum!'

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

"Err Stewardess? Do you have a sweet? I think my ears are about to pop."

Toast kidnapper.

Prawn Shop

"Steroids."

"I must be getting old . . . I crossed over here, but now I can't remember why!"

"It seems to me you may be experiencing some form of low-level depression."

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

Custer's Last Rollo

'He's called that, because he keeps getting licked.'

'That's not funny, Fred.'

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"