Penny For Your Thoughts Collector T-Shirts

"Oooh, look — a penny!"

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

Stealing thoughts.

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

"I've run out of invisible ink..."

Biro Security

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

'Note to self: Buy little recorder.'

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

The Secret Life of Pens

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

'Your pen is noiser than a sword.'

I say when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade

Hubert Nicholson.

"Run out and get me some lunch, Simon."

A beautiful Wedge-Tailed eagle circling high above.

"Have you given any more thought to my idea of using a sword?"

"I've torn up the questionnaire but am using the lovely pen you sent me"

"And the Haves, you might say, are divided into the Gives and Give Nots."

'Give me a pen that isn't on a little chain and out of ink!'

'The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with!'

I'd like to settle down with a nice pen who won't out on me.

Dear Bertha - I'd write more often, but I always seem to be out of ink! Love, Oggy

Quill ?

'I have a B.A. in indifference, an M.A. in obstinacy and I'm currently working on my doctorate in defiance.'