Penny For Your Thoughts Collector Gifts

"Oooh, look — a penny!"

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

Stealing thoughts.

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

"I've run out of invisible ink..."

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

'Note to self: Buy little recorder.'

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

The Secret Life of Pens

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

'Your pen is noiser than a sword.'

Hubert Nicholson.

A beautiful Wedge-Tailed eagle circling high above.

"Run out and get me some lunch, Simon."

"Have you given any more thought to my idea of using a sword?"

"I've torn up the questionnaire but am using the lovely pen you sent me"

"And the Haves, you might say, are divided into the Gives and Give Nots."

'The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with!'

Quill ?

'I have a B.A. in indifference, an M.A. in obstinacy and I'm currently working on my doctorate in defiance.'

Mourning Pens

Dear Bertha - I'd write more often, but I always seem to be out of ink! Love, Oggy