Penny Collector Gifts

'Wow! An old penny!'

'These days a penny saved is a penny sitting in a jar somewhere.'

"Will we be going anyplace where pennies might be of use?"

'Miss Mckinley, do you have a penny? My desk is wobbly.'

Look! A penny!

'Here's 100 pennies. Can I have a dollar?'

Inflation. . . See a penny, pick it up, all day long, it will depreciate.

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

The tooth fairy.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Money Bar.

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

'I call it a flat.'

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

Money god

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

'What can you get with a quarter?'

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

"My dad says this pencil was once used by William Shakespeare." "Is it 2B or not 2B?"

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

Dept. of the Treasury

The Oxford Comma Coin

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

'It's a snow mobile.'

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

'This is great! -- I should have thought of tax simplification years ago!'

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.