Penny Collector Gifts

'Wow! An old penny!'

'These days a penny saved is a penny sitting in a jar somewhere.'

"Will we be going anyplace where pennies might be of use?"

'Miss Mckinley, do you have a penny? My desk is wobbly.'

Look! A penny!

'Here's 100 pennies. Can I have a dollar?'

Inflation. . . See a penny, pick it up, all day long, it will depreciate.

The tooth fairy.

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

Money Bar.

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

'I call it a flat.'

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

Dept. of the Treasury

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

The Oxford Comma Coin

'What can you get with a quarter?'

Money god

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

"My dad says this pencil was once used by William Shakespeare." "Is it 2B or not 2B?"

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

'It's a snow mobile.'

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

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