Pocket Collector Gifts

"I'll be there in a few. I never knew it took so long to get dressed with cargo pants!"

Handbag store - "Perfect."

The Missing Sock Returns

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

Utility Chic.

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'He got a hole in one today.'

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.

'Me, I'm home-schooled: Getting to and from school was taking too much of my time...'

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

Maple syrup and milk collection.

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

ZZZZ. You think Ernie has a good head for business? It makes a good paperweight.

The evolution of a woman's purse.

'You're just in time. But your attaché case is late again.'

"Which free tote goes best?"

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

"I said more sex, Barry, more SEX!"

The first marsupial.

Bat hanging upside down drops all his money, matches and keys.

'I'm a jester -- my socks aren't supposed to match!'

'Tonight the remains of Jimmy Hoffa have finally been discovered with what appears to be millions upon millions of unpaired socks.'

"You might consider new socks as well."

"He's taken responsibility for all the missing socks from the last 50 years."

"Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you just set your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket."

"But Reinhardt, you have another week and a half left of your vacation.""I had to come back, chief. They laughed at my black socks on Nantucket."