Pocket Collector Prints

"I'll be there in a few. I never knew it took so long to get dressed with cargo pants!"

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

Utility Chic.

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'He got a hole in one today.'

'Me, I'm home-schooled: Getting to and from school was taking too much of my time...'

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'You're just in time. But your attaché case is late again.'

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

The evolution of a woman's purse.

"Which free tote goes best?"

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

"I said more sex, Barry, more SEX!"

The first marsupial.

'I'm a jester -- my socks aren't supposed to match!'

'Tonight the remains of Jimmy Hoffa have finally been discovered with what appears to be millions upon millions of unpaired socks.'

"He's taken responsibility for all the missing socks from the last 50 years."

"You might consider new socks as well."

Bat hanging upside down drops all his money, matches and keys.

"Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you just set your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket."

"But Reinhardt, you have another week and a half left of your vacation.""I had to come back, chief. They laughed at my black socks on Nantucket."

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