Pocket Shrimp Collector Gifts

"Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you just set your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket."

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Shampoo.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Try me/try me/try me...

'It must be the dead sea.'

Cow's straw

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

Shellfie

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

'They sure have small litters.'

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

Feeling for shells

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

Shell Pods

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

'It says 'The tide is out. At the beep, leave a message'.'

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

"Hey- you can actually hear the ocean better if you put the shell down."

Shrimp cook

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